What the Fuck? Matchbooks | Funny Matches

LIGHT ’EM UP. Yeah you read that right. An F-Bomb right at the top of the page, and in bold font too! We know some people might prefer we censor ourselves, but we all had a meeting and decided those people can all fuck off. Our bitchin' new matchbooks have earned it, just have a gander below and see for yourself. It's a fact that everyone loves the F-word these days (except the people we told to fuck off earlier). From the sage advice of "Let That Shit Go," to the kid-friendly "Don't Even Fuck With Fire," there's something here for everyone and their meemaw.    Made in the USA. Box size: 6.5″ L × 6.5″ W × 6″ H. 60-pack of old school 20-strike matchbooks with funny fake company names in counter-top display box. © 2022 Whiskey River Soap Co. Our Return Policy