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A Candle for Calm the F Down | Funny Candle
A Candle for Calm the F Down | Funny Candle
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A Candle for Calm the F Down | Funny Candle

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Calm down. So what if the world is going to hell in a hand basket? It’s like, yoga time. Meditation hour starts now. So pop in those AirPods, crank up the sounds of the rainforest, and reeelaaaax. The Zoom rager starts in two hours and I expect you keg-stand ready!  Rain Stick (Ocean) Scented Net Weight: Approximately 10 oz. Burn time: 60 hours Note: Because all of our candles are handmade, no two are identical. © 2020 Whiskey River Soap Co. Always hand-poured and made with our exclusive blend of 100% soy wax and 0% bullshit. Fragrance blends match each concept and corresponding soap. Glass vessel dimensions: 4" D x 2  ½" H Burn time: 60 hours Sold in 3 packs Our Return Policy